Simmer Sammie: Water Malone

Meet Water, Water Malone,

Water Malone used to be a normal vanilla sim. She wasn’t born green, it was her own choice. Water is not your average Sim.

Her neurotic mother would dress her up in fruit outfits as a child. She was an apple, a bunch of grapes, a lime, and even a flame fruit. But her mother would never let her dress as a watermelon. In fact, her mother wouldn't let any Watermelon into the house. Water became obsessed with Watermelon, she even changed her name from Kim to Water. Everything she own's is watermelon themed. She is Watermelon crazy and a bit insane overall.

One day she went to her local science facility and asked about a skin recoloration procedure. Luckily for her, they had such a procedure available, but it was an extremely expensive procedure and the money she made working on her watermelon patch in Riverview, just wasn’t enough. She would be an elder by the time she could save all the money for the procedure. The doctors gave her another option, she could leave town immediately after the procedure and move to Sunset Valley, they anticipated the need for a new test subject in the near future. She would have to work for them as soon as she was summoned, and she was not allowed to get another job while she waited. She thought the deal sounded a little strange, but she wanted the procedure more than anything.

That is how her life in Sunset Valley began. Water built herself a small little watermelon shaped house with watermelon colored furnature.

It would drive a normal sim insane to stare at those walls all the time, but since she was already insane, it didn’t phase her. Water spent her first few days in Sunset Valley tending her watermelon patch, digging throw her own trash and eating her watermelons.

She was happy as could be in her new skin and felt she had finally achieved her goal of looking like a watermelon.

However, things started to get a bit stressful. Her bills were piling up. She got a final warning from the bill collectors before they were going to send in a repo agent.

She didn’t own very much and she was afraid they would take away her precious watermelon patch. She had brought perfect seeds with her from Riverview, which took her years to save up. She had grown accustom to eating perfect watermelon and didn’t want to go back to the nice stuff that was sold in stores.

She was so worried she decided to take a cab to the science facility and ask when she would be needed.

She was still a little apprehensive about being a test subject, since she didn’t understand exactly what that entailed, but she wanted to pay her bills and move on with her life. When she got there she was greeted by Ms. Bunch, her soon to be boss.

Ms. Bunch was so excited to see her and told her that she was just getting ready to summon for her first day of work. She handed water her uniform and asked her to come back at 9AM the next day for her very first day of work. Water was so excited and that night she could bearly sleep. She was tossing and turning for hours thinking about what she would be doing the next day. When she finally did get to sleep she was having some interesting dreams about fantasy lands were unicorns were teleported by simbots into Sunset Valley.

Water went to work the next morning excited and ready to go! She was again greeted by Ms. Bunch and taken back into the secret lab. Ms. Bunch had been conducting all kinds of experiments and told Water she wanted to start her off with something simple. After filling out all the necessary paperwork removing the science facility and Ms. Bunch from all liability, Water was ready for testing her first experiment. Ms. Bunch asked water to stand up and walk on to the teleportation pad.

She obeyed and the next thing she knew she was standing on top of giant Wedding Cake with unicorns at the entrance. She was also no longer wearing her uniform.

She was contemplating how to get down when she was suddenly back in the lab again. Ms. Bunch was making some notes on her clipboard as she exclaimed “experiment successful, I’m so glad you made it back in one piece.”

It was lunchtime and Ms. Bunch asked water to accompany her to the Bistro for lunch. Water agreed and they carpooled down together. At lunch Ms. Bunch asked Water if she was ready for a much more intense experiment.

She was attempting to see if the skin recoloring could be identically duplicated, and was working with all kinds of genetic theories. Water asked what would happen if she wasn’t ready, and Ms. Bunch just stared at her blankly for a while. Until she proclaimed “time to get back to work, this is going to be a great afternoon”

When they got back Ms. Bunch spent a long time examining water and right before the end of the shift she handed Water a pill she wanted her to take. With a bit of apprehension Water agreed, and took the pill.

When she walked outside to head home Water felt a little lightheaded and had to sit down on the fountain outside the science facility while she waited for her cab.

By the time her cab got there she felt fine again, and she climbed in to go home after a long first day. As soon as she got home Water started feeling very nautious, and ran into the bathroom.

She took a shower and felt a little better. She used the pay she had received from the day to pay her overdue bills.

While she was signing them, she realized her day handed been so bad and was excited she would be able to keep her watermelon patch.

She decided to have some spaghetti and ice cream for dinner. It was late so water decided to go to sleep. Suddenly in the middle of the night she woke up wearing a pink formal gown.

She was so confused so she attempted to chance into her normal every day wear, but that didn’t work either. She was in maternity clothes and on top of that her stomach was bigger.

Adding to the confusion, Ms. Bunch showed up at her door elated by the site of her swollen tummy. When Water asked what was going on Ms. Bunch answered with a surprising “You’re having a baby!”

Water almost passed out right then and there, she was certain she had not done anything to get herself pregnant. This must have something to do with the experiment from this afternoon. “Lets get you back to the lab” said Ms. Bunch, don’t worry I’m going to pay you overtime for this.

When they got to the lab Ms. Bunch examined her on the bed and told her she would be having her baby in just a few minutes.

Water was so confused by everything, but her insanity kept her from being too worried.It seemed almost familiar. Suddenly she was in intense pain, Ms. Bunch tried to keep her down, but Water leaped up from the bed. It was the most painful experience of Water's life.

It wasn't long before Water was holding her baby. It looked just like her green skin and all. Water always assumed if she had offspring they would be vanilla. She couldn't help but smile holding this new baby in her arms.

Ms. Bunch was elated and made more notes on her clipboard. "Experiment successful." Ms. Bunch went over and took the baby from Waters arms and placed it on the ground. All of a sudden teleportor beams went up and the baby was gone.